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    another dollar in my bank..another dollar to spend...

    There is too much sameness with my days lately..I need a change of routine..*yawns* [img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]

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    Shake things up by...

    * Bringing pies for throwing. Maybe set up a small catapult
    * Wearing sunglasses, avoiding sunlight, drinking red liquids, see how long before someone stakes you
    * Pretending not to know what common household products are. "This toiletpaper you speak of..."
    * Marking off your territory. Literally. Spread that special little scent, like God meant it to
    * Go jogging without a bra
    * Giving everyone you know annoying nicknames and only refer to them by those names
    * Going commando and 'accidentally' leaving your fly open
    * Rhyming your questions, use dirty words

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 22, 2004 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Lefty ]</font>

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    wearing dark sunglasses and asking people what your race is.

    yelling soccer is for sissies at a finals match

    passing gas in a crowded elevator

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    Too funny guys..lmao

    And lefty if I went jogging with out a bra Id be tripping over my own breasts...and gravel rash on the nipples isnt fun..lol

    But it is fun to see the guys faces when I do put an extra 'bounce' in my walk and make the 'twins' jiggle that lil bit more..hehehe [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    * color-coordinating my dildonics collection
    * trying to get the nipple rash image that Belle spoke of out of my mind
    * thinking of clever ways "accidently" back over my MIL with the car
    * pondering if I will EVER find a job and whether or not I will become an alcoholic from having too many frosty beverages while perusing the classified ads

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    I could tell ya several ways for getting rid of your MIL but I could get into trouble... *evil giggle* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    feed her to the ants

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    Release the flying monkeys you found at her sister's place

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    Drop a house on her and steal her shoes..

    Douse her with a bucket of water and watch her melt..

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